Miztakes of Stardom

Jerry Lawler - "What a great show we're having here tonight. Definitely one for the history books."

Michael Cole - "I don't do this much but I agree with you, Jerry. With what we've just seen and the World Heavyweight Title match still to come."

Lawler - "Oh wow did you just agree with me, Cole? Not that anyone cares what you think."

Cole - "Are you kidding me ? Of course they care what I say I'm The Voice of wCw and as the lead journalist here I am privy to some pretty cool news."

Lawler - "Yeah? Like what , Cole ? If you're going to tell us that Triple H married Stephanie McMahon you're a little late with that one." *Jerry laughs*

Cole - "Laugh all you want , Lawler. When I tell you my news you'll shut up."

Lawler - "So tell me already."

Cole - "You know what? My news is too good for you. I need to share it with the entire wCw Universe."

Michael Cole stands up takes his headset off grabs a microphone and walks toward the ring talking while entering and taking a stance in the center.

Cole - "As you all know I am 'The Voice of wCw'. As such I receive news that other journalists don't have access to.

The crowd boos loudly at Cole.

Cole-"I received some news earlier this week from a close personal friend of mine. You all know this man. He is a big star here in wCw. And he is a big star in Hollywood too. This man..

Cole is cut off mid-sentence when a familiar titantron makes it's appearance.






The entrance video and music fade....and are replaced by an image of The Miz sitting in what appears to be some type of make-up area or dressing room.

Quote :

"That'll be enough , Michael. I'll take it from here."

Cole mumbles 'okay' and returns to the announce table.

Quote :

"I know a lot of my 'Mizfits' are upset that they haven't seen their hero -ME - for a while. I wanted to let you guys know that I'm okay. I'm not hurt or anything like that."

He pauses and allows himself a little smirk before he continues.

Quote :

"I'm just too busy to show up at your little shows and smile for the tiny crowds."

The crowd starts to loudly boo as Miz continues.

Quote :

"Don't you know who I am? I'm a Hollywood superstar. I'm currently filming two movies with another lined up. MTV is throwing a lot of money at me to be on their next 'Real World' reunion so I might do that. Also , I rock in 'The Campaign' with Will Ferrell and Zach Galifinakis so if you haven't yet go see it."

Quote :

"But anyway , wCw Universe don't worry. I'll run out of acting gigs and things to do eventually. When that happens I'll be back and I'll excite the crowd like only I can. Until then , 'Mizfits' , go out , make some noise , get noticed , create yourselves , and 'Be Awesome'."

He stares into the mirror next to him for a minute, fixing a stray hair.

Quote :

"Don't forget my movie 'The Marine: Homefront' comes out soon. Check it out. 'BECAUSE I'M THE MIZ...AND I'M AWWWEEEESSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!'

The titantron fades amidst a mixed reaction from the crowd.


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