Post Match Interview with The Big Valbowski

Several loud Banging noises are heard as some of the WCW Road crew are talking to other talents about there matches later on in the card.

THe Camera is desperatley trying to find the cause of all this. When Suddenly a semi flustered Josh Mathews is in hot pursuit with a camera crew heading towards the noises.

He Finds none other than Val Venis Who has taken the trash can next to the door in the locker room and thrown it at a vending machine in blind rage.

Josh Mathews- Val a thought on your match with Brodus Clay?

*Val Venis looks at Josh Mathews with Utter disdain and moves closer. But then lets out a sinister smile followed by a smirk.*

Val Venis- A Thought? A thought is what you would like? Well let me very clear in this. The Big Valbowski has Many many "Skills" and with that comes other things in my schedule. Before my match with the Dinosaur guy. I had an "assignment" and Ill be honest it left me a tad bit.."Drained". So i didnt have my Head in that match. Its ok Dino Guy. You got me this time but our paths will cross again.

Josh- Thank You for that respsonse. I think.

*Val Snatches the Mic from Josh Mathews as he sees a tv playing behind the both of them. On the Tv was Mick Foley vs. Christian in a great match.*

Val- You see that? What do you know?

Josh- Do you have something to say to Mick Foley?

Val-No. I really dont. And even if i did. Who would i say it too? That Guy is so strung out of his mind, Hes Probably got pysocwards knocking down his door for a taste. Listen Mick Cactus Dude Foley. Whatever the hell you feel like hiding behind in that sick mind of yours. Why dont you stop hiding and step up to the plate like a real Man. Or is that just too much to ask?

*Val Slams down the Microphone and walks away with that same smirk on his face*

Josh- Wow. What a jerk.

(End Promo) OOC: Just trying to get better at promos hoping for improvement.

TBC???

after the Backstage Interview the camera returns to the arena where The Titantron lights up with Mick Foley's Titantron...



Mick Foley comes out in Cactus Jack Attire and has a confused look on his face. He enters the ring and calls for a mic....

Foley: Now many of you know that I have had some great matches while in WCW but for some porn star to disrespect what i do for each and every one of you.... to say that i'm not a man well Val you've got guts to say those things, but can you back it up? Do you have the testicular fortitude to go head to head with me in a Hardcore match on next weeks Raw? Or are you what I think you are? That being a sniveling, no guts, little wimp!! I am the Hardcore Legend!! Now I ask you to come out here and say those things to my face!!!

Nobody comes out...

Foley: well it seems as Mr. Venis is too busy having sex with women who are obviously way too young for him.... so that means if he won't come to me then I'll go to him!!
Foley starts to leave when Val Venis' music starts to play....

(tbc by Val Venis)

Val Venis' Theme kicks on as the suddenly irate Cactus Jack starts to walk towards the back of the arena.

*Val Comes out to a mixed response as most were not to pleased that The Leader of Venis Envy went after the beloved Veteran of the WCW*

Val Venis- HELOOOOOOO LADIESSSSSSSS

*The Females in the crowd let out a loud pop, but clearly even they are disturbed at the actions of Venis*

*Val Shrugs off the negative reaction as if it didnt happen*

Val-But more importantly Hello Jackie? Did the Big Valbowski get your attention? Well good. Because the way that I see it and all these sorry excuses for people see it. Though they dont want to admit it.

*The Crowd Boos The fact that Venis is speaking for them*

I am poised for Great things here in WCW! I figure ill have to run through some Roadkill before i get to the top and if that just so happens to have to be you then so be it.

*Venis Sees the perplexed look on Cactus' face that a rookie would call out a veteran with such dissrepect*

Because you know Jackie Boy. We do have something in common. We both have been called Kings of Hardcore!! You want a Hardcore Match then You got it!!

TBC by Cactus (if necessary)

Cactus is Furious that Val Venis would dare call him "roadkill" Cactus starts to talk again....

Cactus: you wanna call me Roadkill? How about I beat some respect in you right NOW!!

Cactus Jack throws the mic down and gets out of the ring and gets in Vals face on the ramp. Val swings the first hit but Cactus ducks it and grabs Val Venis and delivers a devastating Double-Arm DDT plant Venis on his face. Then Cactus goes back to the ring and pulls out a table and sets the table up next to the ring. Cactus jack goes back to get Val Venis when Val Low Blows Cactus, knocking him down. Venis spots the table and a hideous grin appears on his face, he picks up Cactus and drags him to the table where he sets Cactus on the table. Venis climbs the table, but Cactus still has some fight in him. Cactus hits a Low Blow of his own on Venis and Cactus Piledrives Venis through the table and Cactus lays there smiling with whats left of his teeth. Cactus gets up and gets a mic. He starts to talk....

Cactus: NOW who's the Roadkill? Bang! Bang! See you next week!

Cactus throws the mic and a piece of the table on an unconscious Val Venis before leaving to the backstage area....

(Promo closed)

Jay has asked me to catch us up on RAW promo grades so here I am.


DAMN. I loved it. Jo, you already got your points this week but killer work, man. Good stuff.

No real issues here. Loved the back and forth and seeing how it played out.

*****Official Grade: Val-5/5*****